A Colorful Wall Trumps Everything - Part 3
"Gee, POTUS, are you sure about that?" I'd been on the phone about ten minutes with Donald Trump, who had called me at 230 AM CST to announce that the wall was ready for painting. He was standing somewhere in the Arizona desert, inspecting a 40 foot long prototype of the wall, when he claims the he experienced a truly serendipitous moment. "Yes, Larry, black, as in the dead of night. Just last night, I told Melania to cut it out about all of the mauve crap. Then she fired ba