Hang Mike Pence!
Forgive me, Mr. Pence, for the four years of slurs And condescending prattle that I hurled at you, As you sat behind the Dangerous Dufus...
A Colorful Wall Trumps Everything...Part 4
Let me begin this blog by apologizing to you readers who looked at my previous three blogs about figuring out colors for the U.S.-Mexican...
A Colorful Wall Trumps Everything - Part 3
"Gee, POTUS, are you sure about that?" I'd been on the phone about ten minutes with Donald Trump, who had called me at 230 AM CST to...
A Colorful Wall Trumps Everything - Part 2
Hello, this is Larry of Perennial Painting. Hi, Larry, this is Donald of the new Great Again America. How's it going? Well, not bad, Mr....
Winter Decorating Special
O, how I and my Perennial Painters pine over those pre-911 winters when interior decorating was all the rage, and our coffers were...
In memory of Brian Leaf...undeniably connected to the Tree of Life!
During one of those sweltering summers in the late '90's as we were finishing up an exterior paint job on Camp Avenue in Rockford IL, a...
Bleeding bad?...Mickey Mouse to the rescue!
The summer of '98 was a sweltering one in the upper Midwest; which caused incredible discomfort to those of us who toiled outside for a...
Fe..Fi..Faux Finishing!
You are sitting in the car during a rainstorm, patiently waiting for your son to emerge from his friend's house, where he just spent the...
A Colorful Wall Trumps Everything!
"Yes, Larry, thanks for calling back." Donald Trump carefully places his can of spray tan on the vanity and gestures for his wife to...
37 quarts of paint on the wall..37 quarts of paint. You take one down, ...
In the Spring of 1992, Larry of Perennial Painters received a call from a couple who lived in, arguably, the largest house in a...
